Thump The Rump........

Thumper there, could be an idea of what the title of this blog would inspire but he's not even close but we'll get into that later. First I want to tell you about my first meeting with the self proclaimed American Pimp, Dennis Hof I had just been working there a little over a month I guess and we were just entering the Holiday season I don't remember the exact date but it was right before Christmas. Christmas is one of my favorite times of the year and I think also one of Dennis's and I was just coming into work to start my shift, I was a hostess and I worked from 2 PM to 2 AM and I rang the bell twice and walked in to a maze of people everywhere, they were elbow to elbow and the entire bar area was filled with tons of things, all kinds of things, perfume and bath sets, crystal, large porcelain dolls, robes, all kinds of electronic gadgets, you got the picture. I wrestled my way through the crowd towards the dining area and the office and when I saw Jan in the office I ask her what was going on and she informed me that Dennis was playing Santa Claus and that every Christmas he made it a point to shower everyone that worked for him with gifts. Now, considering I had just started I did not expect anything but I wanted to finally meet the man I worked for so I stashed my purse, put on my name tag and went back into the parlor and bar area where all the activity was.

Dennis is a large man and I noticed him right away, he was wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and exchanging holiday hugs so I stood in what seemed to be a line moving towards him and when I finally got up to him I introduced myself and shook his hand and he welcomed me and gave me a holiday hug and told me to go pick out a couple of gifts. I informed him that I had just recently started and I hadn't been working for him long enough to merit gifts, I hadn't even passed my probation period yet, he said he was sure I'd do fine and pick a couple of gifts. Once again I told him I hadn't got into line for gifts I just wanted to meet my new boss and he said he didn't care that I'd only been there a short time and in a more stern tone told me to go pick out a couple of gifts and he handed me a pink Miss Kitty's robe and I was directed by one of Santa's helpers into the bar area, it looked like they had moved an entire department store into it. I remember thinking, this is pretty cool I just started and I'm already getting cool presents but there were so many things to choose from I was having a hard time picking, I remember these large, beautiful porcelain Disney dolls I love dolls and have a collection so I chose Snow White and I chose a handheld stereo with headphones that I could take home to Jack.

Not a bad first meeting with a new boss I thought, I had just started and I was already getting presents and they were good ones too, hell it couldn't be too bad working for infamous Pimpmaster General, Big Daddy as most of the girls call him. You hear a lot about Dennis, good and bad and you never know who or what to believe I can only base my opinion on what I experienced personally with the man and what I came to understand working with him. Like I said previously, he seems to be one of those people who is either love or hate and there doesn't seem to be much grey area there, personally he was always good to me, still is even though I no longer work there every once in a while I end up at the ranch, either taking someone out there who wants to see the place, if our daughter is visiting and wants to go to his night club NV50 or just to visit.

I do know he's a self made millionaire and he started out in Real Estate and he came from humble beginning's I believe his dad was a postman and I think someone who's accomplished that status from such meager beginning deserves a minimum of respect for his accomplishments. He has a very charismatic personality, he's a very astute business man, hands on or some might say a bit of a control freak but hey, he's got a lot of money and a lot of investments and I think that's a good thing when it comes to managing your assets. I like that he's out spoken about legalizing prostitution rather than silent and invisible like most other brothel owner's, it's a legitimate business here, taxed and everything I see no logical reason for the brothels to be invisible or silent but most would like it if they were. I've heard some say that he wouldn't really want to see it legalized nationwide because he would lose money but I don't think so, I think he sees a chain of Bunnyranch's franchised across the country and he'd make a fortune and I think he's right. He's a highly intelligent individual, he can be very motivating and I believe he has actually done a lot of motivational speaking and when he takes a girl under his wing and aids in her training she always turns out to be a top booker. As far as his sexual appetite and preferences I can't say anything regarding that aspect of his life or personality because I never participated or interacted in that part of his life. I heard a lot of rumors of course but I don't repeat that stuff, I'm a "just the facts, please?" kinda person.

Here's a couple of photo's, one in pink & one of him at a pool party he hosted at his home playing in the pool with Domino, I heard he recently got Domino a baby sister & that's great Domino loves company. We've had him at the ranch a few times and he loves to play.

I can tell you he wears pink well, I think it's his color! He's kind to animals and his dog, Domino loves hims a lot, how animals feel about you weighs a lot with me because they judge you based mostly on instincts, if they don't like someone a good reason almost always shows up sooner or later!!! He enjoys the finer things in life, he enjoys being in the spotlight, he can be a very generous person and he can also insight intense anger in some and he can have a temper if you do something to anger him but all in all I've got nothing bad to say about the man, I still like him as a person on a personal level, I respect him on a business level. Out socially he's a blast and if your lucky enough to be invited out with him you'll always have a wonderful time. The only other things I'll mention about Dennis at this point is he has a great sense of humor, he knows how to throw a party, he cleans up well and looks handsome in a tux....

First two pic's are Dennis at his birthday party in 2005 at NV50 his night club and restaurant, it was a Hugh Hefner style pajama party and it was a blast, the last pic was at one of many social events he's invited to, he's with former San Francisco Mayor, Willie Brown and Dennis's long term lady, the porn queen Sunset Thomas.

I was going to blog about brothel etiquette and the hooker from hell but I believe since these blogs tend to be a bit long I'll save them for the next blog but I am going to give you a little bit of the juicy sex stuff that most will probably read this blog for and I'm going to do it by telling you about my best and worst clients during my time at Miss Kitty's. Shortly after getting the hostess position a bartender left to help with his family's business so I moved into the bartender position and once again into shift manager after that. First I worked the night shift from 7:00 PM to 7:00AM and that's when I had my worst customer there, thank god very shortly after moving into that position I was to switch to days, 7:00 AM to 7:00 PM and that's when I met my favorite client at Miss Kitty's and I'm going to tell it in the same order....

I had just started working as a shift manager on the night shift when this gentleman came to the brothel to party, it was late in the evening and he had this Alfred Hitchcock character persona about him, he could have been Norman Bates fat cousin. The man was not very tall but he was as wide as he was tall, he had a pinch face squinty eyes and seemed unusually quiet although he was dressed very casual and normal in bland khaki colors, he must have been in his late 50's or early 60's. He said it was his birthday and he was giving himself a treat, although we said we'd buy him a drink in honor of his birthday he refused the drink and he chose a beautiful fairly new to the industry brunette to take him on his complementary tour.
And they when straight back to her room for negotiations and shortly they returned to my booking window and our lady ask if she could talk to me privately for a moment and of course I invited her into my office area, she seemed a bit nervous and apprehensive and since this client had stood the hair on the back of neck up when he arrived I was curious to what was up. She said that he wanted her to give him a birthday spanking and that in itself is not unusual at all the unusual part is he wanted to know if she would be willing to do it with the coat hanger he had brought himself, a thick wire hanger! She said he made her nervous also and he was offering big bucks so she wanted to do the party but she was also a little afraid of this huge man and his slightly strange behavior. In the office we have an intercom system which allows us to talk both way or just simply listen in and we always use this to listen

in on negotiations, to communicate with the ladies such as when a party's time is up, it also has an emergency alarm system set up in case a girl has any problems or trouble with a client she can set it off and have staff there immediately to her rescue. The girl had decided she would book the party but she wanted me to listen in just in case it should get out of hand. I agreed and he left the cash with me to book as he went to the car to get his hanger and a short time later "Spanky" was being treated to the birthday present he had gifted to himself and at first it was very quiet, he wanted her to be very dominate with him so you could hear her ordering him to disrobe, these type of clients often like to be verbally abused during their party and she obliged him, yelling at him for his incompetence, not doing as he was told, not moving quickly enough and so on and so forth then the spanking began and I could hear him, he kept asking her to do it harder and harder. He was mumbling most of the time, something about his mother, him being bad, could she do it harder still and then I wasn't quite sure what I was hearing so I turned up the volume on the speaker and then I could hear him very clearing, he just kept saying over and over, "thump the rump, thump the rump, thump the rump!" Thank god no one could hear me because I couldn't keep myself from bursting into laughter and I felt bad at the same time what had driven this poor man to use this as a form of sexual pleasure for himself but just hearing him repeating over and over again, "thump the rump, thump the rump" as he was getting his ass beat with a wire hanger at his request just made me bust a gut laughing. Finally the time they booked was up and so I called into her room letting them know it was time to rebook and a short while later they returned to the parlor and this gentleman did not know I had listened in at the request of our girl so I had to act as though I knew nothing and surprising myself I did a very good job of it! The scariest party of this incident came shortly after her left, it was just a few minutes later when he returned stating he'd lost his prescription for his schizophrenia and he was over due to take it and he was sure the girl had taken it from him or he'd lost it in her room, I called to her over the intercom to look for it then I sat with him in the parlor and we took all of his meds (there were a lot) out of his pockets and checked them one by one until we found the one he thought was missing, the one for his schizophrenia and I remember feeling relieved that we had found it because he was quite agitated when he first returned and I remember thinking, thank god we found it, now take two and don't call me in the morning or ever again!!!!!!!!

That was a bit intense but now for my best or favorite I should say at Miss Kitty's, this guy was a doll and I still remember his drink, he loved "Salty Dogs" hold the salt and he was a salty ol'dog and a sweetheart of a guy. He came in as he was going through a "war of the roses" divorce and he was ready for a blow out, he needed to cut loose and have some fun in a big way and he started off with a few drinks and he ended up staying for 3 days! He had developed a rather harty buzz when he decided he was ready to party so he booked 3 ladies and the VIP suite, he said his ex wife was determined to take him for everything he had including his business and he was going to spend it all before she could get her hands on it and let me tell you he made a hell of an effort. He was feeling the alcohol at times so we would make him eat, I'd make him a sandwich or we'd make him a plate of our food as I said he was there for 3 days, sometimes he would book 1 girl at a time other times he book for a couple of hours with 2 or 3 girls, he even tried to book me, I had become comfortable enough with this man that when he ask me to come to the VIP suite and rebook the party rather than him coming out I agreed to and the party was going well, he had 3 girls with him at the time and he was great because he would choose different girls most of the time so he could spread his wealth around. He was fun loving and harmless and actually good company, he knew a million jokes and enjoyed making us all laugh so I enter into the VIP suite and of course he's naked as a jay bird and not shy at all and he tried to talk me into partying with them, he actually could not get or maintain an erection but he had a wonderful time during his stay there and we enjoyed his company, I transferred over to the Moonlite Bunnyranch shortly after that and never saw him again so I don't know how he came out in the final on his divorce but we had a fun time with him, he even kind of looked like the salty dog on the glass below and he was very fit and handsome and even though he couldn't get or maintain an erection he left one of the happiest guys I've ever seen.........

As I said the next blog I'll tell you about proper etiquette in a brothel, more about the girls and the "Hooker from Hell" or "Back off bitch before one of us has to die & it ain't gonna be me!" Most of you have read the line before, "I'm an Italian/Irish redheaded daughter of a longshoreman" so I know I can take a pretty good punch and I know I can throw a pretty good one too, just ask any of by brothers.......................