Hookers "R" Us....

Where do they come from? They come from every corner of the planet and all walks of life. Most of them are very young and looking to get rich quick, in other words very delusional, lol Seriously, though most of them are looking for a way to get rich quick and easily with limited education and skills and they tend to be on the lazy side of life not willing to take on mundane work at what's considered normal wages, they feel they are beautiful and they have already discovered that they can use their assets to bend the will of most men easily so they see this as a legitimate way to make big bucks quickly but it rarely works out that way, in fact those that do really make the big bucks are few and far between and those ones are the ones who put a lot of effort and hard work into it. I'd say probably nine out of ten aren't willing to put out the effort and energy to get to that point in the business, they've come to the conclusion that their pussy's are made of platinum and have a magic power that simply implores men to give them all their money and max out the old credit cards at the mere site of their royal female hiney's. These girls have build up some imaginary world in their heads of what they see legal prostitution as, they've watched one too many episodes of Cathouse or maybe had some pimp filling their little heads with visions of grandiose lifestyles and limitless bank accounts but it just ain't so. If your very beautiful and talented and are willing to work hard and invest wisely you can make a decent living, you can make a better than average living but very few actually amass any wealth or fortunes through prostitution, as far as prostitutes go anyway....

I said the word, "pimp" you wouldn't think you'd hear that word attached to legal prostitution would you but you do, a lot of the women who come to work at legal brothels come there with their pimp in tow and this is one thing that surprised me in the business. Why? I think it's because a lot them come there and they are down and out, they have no real job skills or education, they have no home and a lot of the time they have no family or are alienated by them for one reason or another so they have hooked up with some worthless piece of crap that fills their head with lies, makes them feel good about themselves when maybe they haven't for some time so they drag this useless baggage around with them as some type of support system, a terribly flawed and false support system at best but most of them will continue to support these what I call pimps for reasons unknown to me. Call me old fashioned or whatever but I have very little tolerance for a man who sits on his ass drinking beer and watching TV or goes out gambling or even picking up other women while his woman is working a twelve hour shift at a brothel. There have been girls who come to work at the ranch to get away from pimps, real pimps who do beat and abuse them and kudos to Dennis because he has helped women escape these kind of men while he himself has often been labeled "America's Pimp" he is nothing like what some of these girls are subjected to working the streets in illegal prostitution.

So some of them come in off the streets when they find out they can work legally here in Nevada. Other's come because they feel their options are very limited, a single mom who's trying to support her children can't do it on what a fast food place or convenience store pays even if your in management. Women who have no home and no place to go often because they can live and work at the brothels, maybe they've hit bottom and are looking to get back on their feet again and legal prostitution seems like a viable way to accomplish that. We did have a Nuclear Physicist working there once, her scholarship would run out before she got her degree and she didn't want to owe on student loans for the rest of her life so she chose to pay her way through her last two years of school by becoming a legal prostitute.

Lot's of women come to the brothels after working in the porn industry from what I hear they make way more money than they do making movies and a lot of the women come from dancing in strip clubs for the same reason. These women have been working in the sex industry in one way or another and come into legalized prostitution to make more money. They come from all over and they all have their own story, I had a woman come from Florida who's husband had lost his business due to a bad partnership with a crook and they wanted to hold on to what they had left plus the partner had left them deeply in debt. This was a very smart and beautiful woman and in no time she managed to get them back on their feet however, she discovered in the process that she was very good at what she did and she liked doing it so she's still working in the business and still doing very well. She's gotten a bit older but she doesn't seem to have any trouble booking the parties, I've watched this woman in action over the years and she is sincere in her efforts to put her clients as ease, to make them feel special and they know when they party with her they will have her undivided attention and they will have a wonderful experience so she has a lot of regular clients that look forward to her visits to the ranch. She's a Marilyn Monroe type, still very beautiful and exudes a sexiness and a sensuality that men find extremely attractive and are drawn to. I won't give any real or stage names here but I will say this lady is one I became friends with and will always remain friends with, my husband and I have actually gone on a couple of her "Out Dates" and had wonderful times. She's also highly intelligent and she takes her profession seriously, it is her job and she works hard at it and it shows in her success and repeat clientele and this lady is a class act all the way just ask any of her many very satisfied customers. She is also one of the working girls you love to have in the house, she books consistently, she books big bucks, she's never any trouble and easy to get a long with, that's the type of working girl you want in the brothel.

When she's not working she lives in an up scale neighborhood in Florida just off a prestigious golf course, pool in the backyard behind a spacious and beautiful large home and you would never guess how she keeps up the mortgage on the place, she's a very gentile, well mannered, well respected lady of society there. A loving, doting wife and card carrying member of the country club.

Another one of my favorites was a woman who came there to work who had recently been left by her husband and he left her with several small children to support and she was uneducated and unemployed when he left, she had to come up with a quick way to support her children and a fast food job wasn't going to do it and she didn't want to raise them on welfare either so she decided to give legal prostitution a go and she turned out to be very good at it. She was one too, who had the ability to make the client in front of her feel like he was the end all be all. She didn't over price herself, she always gave a good party so she build up a good repeat business, this woman was able to work a day shift, she did only work an eight hour shift and she only worked Monday through Friday but this woman managed to earn a better than adequate living for her family and she did a great job raising her children. I know one of her daughters, she actually worked part time for me while she was in school and she's a wonderful person and just got her degree this last year so she won't be following in her mother's footsteps, her mother made enough to send her children to college so they have options.

What I seen has one of the real draw backs to doing this type of work is most of the young women come here with all these great plans, big ideas and day dreams in their heads with no true or real picture of actually working as a prostitute means and how to manage the money they do make. They spend the money they earn as fast or faster than they make it on designer clothing, renting a expensive place to live, expensive cars, treating themselves to the lifestyle they want to become accustomed to living. They piss off most of their money very frivolously failing to save or invest wisely or they develop a habit such as cocaine abuse which is very expensive to maintain, they like the party life, they like the high life and by the time they are no longer beautiful and need to leave the business they don't have a dime to their names and can't buy a used car without a cosigner because they have lousy credit.
These ladies also spend a lot of money to be competitive in the business, they have to remain in good shape, they have to keep their hair and nails as well as their skin in impeccable condition. They buy expensive outfits to work in, they have botox, lipo, nips and tucks and of course a lot of them do get "boob" jobs and all of this is very expensive but they need to do this because the business is very competitive and much like a sports career in that it's a short lived career for the young. While there are a few older working women who do well for the most part it's for the very young, the guys almost always choose the younger looking ladies to party with so they spend a lot trying to maintain the look of youth for as long as possible. They also have job related expenses such as a large variety of condoms, sex toys, porn and apparel for their work plus the house always take half of everything they make so it's pretty rare that these women walk away with any real money. Even the one's who do make the big bucks and manage to do it for any length of time rarely manage to tuck any away preferring instead to live that life style most of us spend our lives chasing but never catch and these one's I feel kind of sorry for because once they can no longer work in the business they find they can also no longer maintain the lifestyle and there's little to offer in the way of job opportunities for retired hookers.

Women who have counted on and depended on their looks for their livelihood who no longer have the looks and haven't managed to invest in a stock portfolio or savings of any kind have a bleak future unless they've married well which usually isn't a very likely alternative either.

Legalized prostitution is a way to earn a living but it's not a miracle get rich quick plan because the fact is most simply don't, it's rare to see them walk away with any more than most of them showed up with which is nothing but maybe a suitcase. There are those few that manage to use it as a way of moving on to a better life and they come and go quickly, these are the ones who usually go on to success, they work hard while they are there, they save most all their money, they take their work very serious and put a lot of effort into it all the while keeping their eye on the light at the end of the tunnel, they aren't distracted by indulgent lifestyles or fairy tales, they work a couple of years and move on but most simply aren't that smart. Most of these women show up because they have no where else to go and nothing else to do, most are not well educated or highly intelligent, they have the opinion that they are very beautiful and a dream that they can turn that single asset into a quick fortune very easily but it just ain't so.
For most of them the reality of the work sets in and they end up seeking something to deaden the emotional turmoil that arises from the intimate nature of the work they have chosen, the conflicts that arise within them once reality sets in. While I believe in the legalization of prostitution as an alternative to criminalizing it and all that it encompasses I also don't believe it's a profession many handle well or than handles many well either, it is simply the lessor of two evils. And I do believe that the profession known as the oldest profession in the world will continue on much longer than most of us will and I do believe that the women who choose to do this for a living should be able to do it in a safe and clean environment and without being condemned and shunned by society at large and what I also believe is that for those who see prostitution as something evil, a plague upon the planet then offer these women a better alternative, better options and better education, if you want to minimize or attempt to eliminate it you won't do that with laws and regulations, you'll do that by creating better alternatives and options for these women, through education and knowledge.

This ended up being a fairly serious blog and it's not all hard work, blood, sweat and tears in the sex industry over the years I actually managed to have some really good times, met some interesting characters, even some famous ones and definitely some fun characters and I think my next blog I'll elaborate more on some of the really good times and fun characters I met in the brothel and I'll even mention a couple of the famous ones......later

Party, Party, Party, continued....

OK, I believe we are on "Shame & Humiliation" and this is one of the party's that can get expensive, it's also one I do not understand and probably never will. Sex is suppose to be a mutually pleasurable act between consulting adults so what leads an individual to connect it to painful, humiliating torturous acts? And some of things these deviated individuals associate with sex is another thing I have trouble comprehending. What type of torture or continual abuse did they suffer in their childhood to lend them to such perverted ideas of sexual arousal and satisfaction, one can only imagine. I'm sure there are books on the subject and one of these days I'll have to make it a point to do a more intensive study in this area it saddens me to think of what these poor souls must have endured at one point in their life's to connect two different acts into one.





Shame & Humiliation can consist of so many things to so many people and because of it's taboo in nature it can command some big prices for these types of party's a lot of women specialize in this area because of the big money to be made and quite frankly I think some of them actually enjoy the torture and humiliation of others, one has to wonder what kind of sick twisted activities went on in their childhood as well. While I have a hard time connecting the two there are many individuals out there that can't help but intertwine the two in order to experience sexual pleasure and climax. A lot of this type of sexual activity is merely experimental on the participant's part, a little role playing, a spanking or maybe a little punishment for that very naughty boy and this is more or less a fun type of party where no real harm is done.
But when it starts getting into whips and chains and other types of torture and restraints will let me tell you these trix ain't for kids. As I said before it is a very diverse subject matter and the turn on's run the gamut and it's amazing how into it some of these people get. At one time the Bunnyranch had it's own torture chamber but it was remodeled to make room for more ladies and now the ladies who specialize in this area keep all their paraphernalia in their individual rooms although sometimes the party's go outside the rooms. A very popular party of this type is when a man is stripped of his clothes and put into a dog collar and on a leash and is paraded around the house and humiliated repeatedly by willing bystanders and participants, often the client will be wearing a ball gag and restraints and the ladies are almost always clad in black leather

Here are just a few of the many restraints available....
and she'll usually be carrying some type of spanking device....


I once had a client led by collar and leash into my office on his hands and knees, the only thing he had on besides the leash was a ball gag and with my permission of course licked my boots clean while being verbal abused by his dominatrix and humiliated by our conversation, he was later paraded around the parlor in the same manor and stopped periodically on the journey to be spanked with a paddle like the wooden one in the photo above. The client left very pleased and later sent a letter stating it was the best party and most fun he had ever experienced!!!! Go figure! He was already saving for a return visit. Most people think of this type of party as experimental, something new to check out or play around with but people actually take it to some pretty extreme measure's and some of the ways they torture the man's penis it is surprising to me that it ever functions again, they are bent, pinched, circulation cut off for long periods of time, stepped on with spikes, bitten, it gets far more into torture than most of us would in all seriousness would ever want to go, pain turns me off not on and I don't understand the mentality that gets into this type of party!

Above are a few images related to the Shame & Humiliation Party

I don't show a lot of extreme graphics while there are photo hosts I could use I have had a lot of trouble with spam, Ad ware, Spy ware and even virus's and choose not to use them because of this, I just major problems with my computer because of it and don't want to go there again because that was no party and no fun.


"Freak of the Week" was a promotional party, the Bunnyranch actually has it's own recording label: Record Label: Bunny Ranch Records.Com and this promoted the CD by DJ Polo & Friends

"Orgies" is something popular with bachelor parties where they will pick several ladies and work out details and prices with the ladies and this one as you can see can be very expensive depending on how many ladies you would like to participate, they are usually held in a VIP suite or the Hot Tub outside is also popular. "Neapolitan" consists of 3 ladies of which one is usually Caucasian, one is African American and one other is chosen usually Latin or Oriental and once again if you party with three ladies it's gonna be expensive.
And this one I'm sure everyone already knows about and that's the "Whipped Cream" party this can start out simple and inexpensive or expand into a feast all depending on your budget. And now we are down to the bottom of the menu and I'm not going to spend a lot of time on these items because they are pretty much self explanatory

"To Go Orders" & "Discreet Escorts" are descriptive for "Out Dates' which means when the client takes a lady out of the house to party, maybe back to their hotel and or if it's a "GFE" party they might go out to dinner and dancing or maybe gambling before sex.
"Bachelor Parties" are always a group party and can vary quite a bit, even include food and such so I think it's best if your looking for this type of party to either contact the Madame a head of time by paying a visit a head of time to the house or by phone or email because most of them are willing to work out the details in advance to make sure the party is everything you want it to be and in case you have any "special" details or requirements.
"Blow Job" I don't think there's a person on the planet of sexual consent age that doesn't know what a "Blow Job" is, it's a popular party because it's pretty reasonable as far as expense goes so it fits into a lot of budgets and I don't think I've ever known a guy that didn't love getting one.
"Two Girl Party" & "Three Girl Party" are just that so bring your wallet if that's what your looking for and the " More Than U Can Handle" well that leaves a lot of room for personal interpretation and just for fun, I ran across this photo in photobucket and it's definitely more than a lot of us could or would handle and we'll just leave it at that.....

I can tell you that there are men out there that would pay a small fortune to party with those four especially all at once! So basically, you can get almost anything you want at a brothel as far as the sexual arena goes, you can even get someone to pee or poop on you, why you ever want that for sexual satisfaction I have no clue I only know that there are those that do. A lot of the houses do not allow women to enter but both the "Loveranch" and the "Bunnyranch" do, when I was there we often had couples come out and party with the ladies and we also had a few lesbians show up to party, in fact I remember a Valentines Day when we had more couples party that day than we did single clients. I've heard the reason a lot of brothels don't invite women in is because on a few occasions spouse's or significant others have shown up and caused quite a disturbance after finding out their mate came to the brothel to party, I never had this be an issue during any of my shifts.

Once we even had a wedding at the ranch, that was a blast and probably deserves a blog all it's own, I believe they showed it on one of the "Cathouse" shows as I said you can pretty much have whatever your heart desires at a brothel just bring lot's of money because it can get very expensive we've actually had lady's that made over a million dollars a year at the ranch although that's not the "norm" prostitution is pretty much like any other profession in that you get out of it what you put into it so if your planning on making the big bucks you also need to plan on working a lot and real hard for it. If your a beautiful woman and have the right attitude to make the big bucks you should also be smart enough to invest well and secure your future because this profession is like professional sports, it's short and mostly for the young, the industry isn't very kind to older ladies while we've had a few and they were even very beautiful the clients almost always seem to choose the younger ones. One of the saddest observations I made while working at the brothels was that a consistently top booking lady we had at one looked maybe 10 or 12 years old and this is how she made her money, once she arrived she took all her makeup off, dressed like a little girl including pigtails making we wonder why a man would prefer to have sexual relations with someone that looked like a child, kind of sick in my book and clients of all ages, backgrounds, looks and personalities seemed to go for this look. Hopefully, on the other hand the fact that these men could get that at the brothels kept them from trying to actually have sex with someone who was as young as this girl looked.

As far as making a living as a legal prostitute goes you can make a decent living, only very few make anything near a million dollars a year, it does pay better than the porn industry and that's why a lot of big names from porn end up working in prostitution, however, most do not get rich at it. One of the biggest problems I saw is that they acquire a taste for expensive things and lavish life styles which takes a lot of money so rather than save and invest they squander their money away on designer clothing, fabulous vacations, lavish living quarters and expensive cars not thinking much about their future and leave the business as broke as they came into it. The opportunity is there but you have to go about it right in order for it to work and most of the ladies don't they get caught up living the life of the rich and frivolous! These ladies are used to being catered to and having everything done for or provided for them and most of the time have very little to offer in the way of actually marketable skills and find it hard to make it or maintain a "normal" job outside of the sex industry but then most of the time that's what brought them to the brothels in the first place. And that's where I have a problem with the working world itself, there is still not equal pay for equal work, there is still not the opportunity out there for women to make big bucks in industry and business, if there was I'm sure that a large portion of legal prostitutes would choose other lines of work. I am definitely pro legal prostitution mostly because it is the lesser of evils and it does allow the opportunity for women to move up to a better standard of living for those who don't have other options but I also believe that many would never choose this line of work if they had other options open to them to be able to earn a decent living. That's where society as a whole needs to step up and create the opportunity for this to happen and only in that way will they possibly make a dent in the sex for sale industry. I read a comment posted to a recent blog on Tyra's show while I was doing some research and it was about the pregnant bunny and the person was stating that she should have taken a job at a fast food place before going to work as a legal prostitute to support herself and her child. This young woman had no family, no help from the father and quite frankly you can't support yourself let alone a child on what you earn at one of these types of jobs and that's a fact that leads many young women with big dreams into a life of legal prostitution but I'd like to talk more about that in the next blog. Who are these women who become legal prostitutes? Where do they come from? Why are they there? And also did you know that even though they work at a legal brothel most of them still have pimps outside of the brothel? What's with that? More, later....

Party, Party, Party.....

Monday, March 9, 2009

Most of the brothels have a basic menu similar to this

they work off of and hand out as souvenirs, I say basic because most of the items on the menu are left as I would often say to the interpretation of the individual ladies. I think I explained before no lady is obligated to do anything she doesn't want to, of course the more your willing to do the more likely you are to book more parties therefore earn more money and some of the parties are quite pricey. Some ladies also specialize in a specific type of party such as bondage, anal which a lot of women will not do and of course if it's something a lot won't do then odds are you'll pay a pretty penny for it. What you might find peculiar is that one of the most expensive party's is the "GFE" (girl friend experience) and the main reason for this is this type of party requires a lot more emotional input and usually kissing on the mouth. A lot of working girls do not kiss on the mouth they find it to intimate and refuse to do it for just that reason, as I said they must be able to separate what they do for a living from their normal lives and kissing mouth to mouth is a very intimate thing.

Do the girls ever get emotional involved with their clients? Of course they do, it's hard not to when you have a repeat client over a long period of time. You may think the brothel clients are mostly homely fat smelly guys that can't "get it" any other way and that's far from the norm, a lot of these guys are young handsome highly intelligent men, business men who don't have time for relationships. Some just don't want the emotional involvement and a lot of them are just plain lonely and shy, some are partially paralyzed or older gentlemen who's wife's have pasted away and they don't want a relationship just some companionship. Then there are those who come to the ranch because they know what they require is a bit different or deviant and while they may not ask their girlfriend or wife for what the feel they need they will ask a prostitute, the aninemity is what they are seeking. And we do get a lot of young men who come their either alone or brought by a parent to have their first sexual experience and I don't think that's such a bad way to start out, to have an experienced partner that you can question and get honest answers, one who actually knows what they're doing and can teach safe sex practices first hand.
We had this young man come all the way from Maine once, he had been watching the HBO series "Cathouse" and decided that he was going to treat himself to a party at the ranch for his eighteenth birthday so the kid drove straight cross country barely stopping to fuel up and he didn't even take time to eat meals and slept very little. He was an adorable young man, tousled dark curly hair, bright blues eyes tall and lanky and he was so excited when he got to the ranch, I thought he was going to exploded just from the realization that he was really there on his eighteenth birthday. I remember Dennis was in Suzette's office when the kid arrived and I just had to tell him about this young man, I knew Dennis would love this kids story and when Dennis came out and shook this kids hand you would have swore by the look on this kids face that he had just shook hands with "God" himself. Dennis was really great to the kid also, if I remember right he gave the kid a comp that would match whatever he spent so he got double his money, he gave him a shirt and hat and a toy out of the pro shop.

When we gave the kid a line up he ended up picking the best possible girl he could have chosen to party with, she was a petite young girl who is now quite famous in the porn industry but the reason she was such a good choice for this young man is because she wasn't so time oriented, she was very warm and friendly by nature so she put the young man at ease right away and I think that's important especially for the first time. She was fairly new to the business, she truly enjoyed what she did and had a wonderful fun loving personality. She ended up giving this young man quite a party and when he came back out to the parlor area I swear he glowed, he just simply glowed, he radiated light and you could see the energy surging through his veins he was so happy and pleased with his birthday gift to himself. Now as I said the young man had barely eaten anything on his quest to get to the ranch and he was running short on fuel so we decided we would feed him and he was just on cloud 9 and earlier when he arrived I had taken his jacket and hung it in the supply room behind the bar for safe keeping so as we tell him that his "girl" is going to take him to the dining area to eat something he ask about his jacket and I let him know it was still safe behind the bar, I was bar tending at the time so he runs up to me says, "will you keep this with it?" as he plops his birthday dildo vibrator into my hand!!!! Now, I have no clue what he did with it or where it had been mind you but at that point all issues were already "mute" and he was just so damn cute & sweet so I simply said, " of course" and quickly put it into his jacket pocket and washed my hands. He spent most of the day and evening there, hanging out in the parlor and visiting with anyone who would talk to him and then showed up the next morning and had another quick party with a different girl feeling comfortable and brave by then and when we asked when he would return home he said he didn't know because he had just spent his return money on his party! Say, "What?" Yep, that's what he did so once again we fed him and he hung out in the parlor and tried to come up with a solution to get all the way back to Maine with his uncles pick up truck and in looking back I'm sure this young man just slept what little he did sleep parked out somewhere in the desert in uncle's truck, he ended up calling his dad who wired him money to get home on so we sent him off with a couple of sandwiches, some chips and fresh fruit on the third day of his stay and of course all the souvenir birthday gifts Dennis had given him. And I'm sure that the memories of his eighteenth birthday party at the Bunnyranch will remain one of his fondness memories forever.

Now let's get back to that basic brothel menu, I believe most of the items on it are self explanatory, the "Lingerie Show" is just that beautiful ladies in sexy lingerie parading around for you.

Dirty Dancing is were you can get a very sexy and intimate lap dance, then there is several types of massage parties where you can choose to be either the giver or receiver and you can always add a little French Oil to spice it up a little....

A Hand Relief Party means exactly what it says as does Mutual Masturbation and then a very popular one, The Vibrator Show in which the client watches as the lady climaxes usually with the assistance of a toy, men really love watching a woman be sexually pleasured.

And of course there is the ever popular "Straight Sex" and as you can probably see how the names on the menu lend themselves to the individuals interpretation. Then there is "Love At The Y" in other words, "Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver" or something like thatI just wanted to put my Beaver's pic in, I'm a big fan of the Oregon Beaver's......

"Totally French" Need I say more? And another favorite is the "Half & Half" which simply means half oral and half straight sex then one of my favorites, "Bunny Style" No, that's Easter , here's a better example....

Gaining popularity is the "Viagra Party" and no the brothels do not provide the Viagra, it's prescription only so you have to bring your own although some of the brothels do carry natural or herbal items that are similar in what they accomplish. Just for fun....

"The Slippery Nipples" party is pretty much what it says it is, not much traction just Lot's o satisfaction!!!! Now the "Salt & Pepper Party" is for the more frisky clients because it take more energy to party with two lovely ladies, one black and one white and then one of the more popular numbers as numbers go "The 69 Party" I had much better graphics for these but I found out my photo hosts edit my pic's, I usually get pic's ready a head of time when I see pic's I might like to use and earlier I got them all ready and loaded to the host then when I came back to start writing I had all these little menacing warnings and my pic's were gone so you'll have to bear with me until I find a host who doesn't edit my photo's content.
The next type of party is one that often leads to fun for everyone and that's "Feminine Dressing" which is merely playing dress up, there are a lot of guys out there that like to dress in women's clothes and most aren't gay they just like to dress in women's cloths and can you blame them, men's clothes are kinda boring and when it comes to fashion women got it going on so I don't blame them for wanting to indulge in this fantasy but once your past the age of 5 or 6 you just can no longer count on mommy to let you wear hers now can you?

And I think I'm going to end on this one for today and I'll pick up tomorrow and finish going through the menu with you starting with "Shame And Humiliation" and "Freak Of The Week" as you move down the menu it gets more expensive because it gets more involved and more interesting so I don't want to rush it.
As for pricing, most all of the brothels allow the ladies to set their own prices and they vary a lot I always encouraged the clients to take more than one tour with the ladies and a lot of the men come to the houses and I believe they are still living, at least in their minds, back in a time when a loaf of bread or a gallon of gas could be purchased for 29 cents so they come unprepared for the prices but the thing is if they are willing to shop around and don't have to party with the big name porn stars, they can pretty much afford easily any of the party's I have mentioned here so far and kudos to the ladies because from what I have witnessed they are always most accommodating to all clients even those who's wallets might be a bit thin but I'll talk more about that also when I finish up the menu so for now, bye bye....

Will The Real Whore Please Stand Up....

I'm changing my content from what I originally planned for today I just found out Tyra Banks will be at the Bunnyranch filming and I'm sure she's already been there because she intends to show the pregnant bunny's baby shower and she's already had the baby and back down to her stealth little self. The reason for writing this blog today is due to the attention the media pays to the ranch in order to get rating's and Tyra's a great example of the hypocrisy in the media today. Her first show on the Bunnyranch was back in 2006 and she wasn't very warm and welcoming to the bunny's who were on her show, in fact, she was flat out rude and nasty when one of them came up to her after the show and ask to take a picture with her, Tyra refused in a snobbish rude manner. The show ended up being one of the highest rated most watched Tyra's shows ever and since then her show has featured the Bunnyranch many times and the latest will be aired on February 5th, 2009 and the topic will be Alana Love, the pregnant bunny recently featured in Hustler Magazine. Originally Miss Banks found the ladies distasteful and beneath her, she scorned them with her rude behavior but once she found out what they did for her ratings she began to look at these women in a whole different light. I'd call that a bit of hypocrisy and I'd have to say she's a bit of a whore herself, a media whore who is willing to forsake her own values and ethic's in the name of higher ratings and this seems to be a common practice in much of the media today including the news shows. I find the hypocrisy both amusing and annoying....
Thursday, March 5th
"Pregnant Bunny"



In a “Tyra Show” exclusive interview, meet Alana Love, who decided to become a prostitute when she was six months pregnant and go to work at the world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas. Find out why she chose to start selling her body, and meet one of her numerous clients. The baby’s father speaks out for the first time and tells us what he thinks of Alana’s decision. Then, “Tyra Show” cameras go behind the scenes at the Bunny Ranch to show you a day-in-the-life for Alana and to document the baby shower the other ranch prostitutes throw for Alana.

Here are a few pictures of the Bunny that will be the focal point of Tyra's show, she's a beautiful young woman and she's earning an honest living for her and her baby and not saying it's the best way she could accomplish this but it might be her best opportunity to make a decent living at a legal profession at this point. If you are a woman and don't have a higher education you don't have many opportunities to earn a decent living still in this country and by decent I'm not talking about making enough to be classed somewhere in or below the poverty line which is where you end up working most jobs available to the average American woman. And that's a sad fact for both America and it's working women but it is a fact so I don't see how anyone can put these women down for wanting a better life for themselves and trying to accomplish it through maybe the only legal option available to them that will accomplish that goal.

Who knows maybe Dennis and the Bunny's have changed the way Tyra views legal prostitutes but more than likely she's simply tolerating them so she can bump up her rating just before the first Bunnyranch Show aired on Tyra I had heard rumors that her show had been cancelled back in 2006. Don't get me wrong I think Tyra is probably a wonderful person and I believe she is trying to help young women to view themselves in better ways but don't play that double standard bullshit, they are good enough to appear on your show and improve your rating's then the minute the camera's are off you won't even talk to them in a decent manner because you think yourself better than them. In my opinion you may not even be as good as them because at least they are honest about who they are, what they do and why they do it. We use to sell a shirt at the ranch that said something like, "I'm just like a wife only more honest!"



Sex sells, that's a fact so why do people have so much trouble being open and honest about it? I would like an honest legitimate answer to that question if anyone out there has got one, seriously, we claim to be such a well adjusted free society but as far as sex goes we are still living in the antiquated dark ages. Nobody who thinks of themselves as a decent person as far as society goes will admit they think about sex or hell, that they even have sex or enjoy it, maybe that's why our children still have such high rates of STD's and unwanted teenage pregnancies, it's an evil thing known to most as "ignorance" GET OVER IT! Sex is everywhere and almost everyone is doing it, even the dog! If sex wasn't on every one's mind they wouldn't use it to sell everything from toothpaste to cars but they do and it's working so let's try to get a little real, after all, don't you think it's about time. Sorry, I got off a bit of a rant there! As I said I can't stand hypocrisy and when it comes to sex in this country we're full of it.



And I think it's hilarious that the press will trash Dennis as a media whore but when you look at the media trying to grab ratings and boaster their ol'rating points during sweeps week you'll see them featuring stories about the ranch, doing interviews and live broadcasts from it so tell me who's the real whore here? Promoting your business is good, it's what increases your sales so Dennis is simply being a good business man when he promotes the ranch and gets play in the media. And let me tell you they all come there sooner or later, they all want to do a story about something to do with the ranch, just to name a few....

Those are just a few of the more famous news personalities that have come to the Bunnyranch, I think my favorite was Diane Sawyer, this lady is drop dead gorgeous herself and she was so kind, well mannered and just a sincerely nice person and I don't think I'll ever forget the first time I seen her at the ranch, I was standing behind the bar when she came in and she didn't have any make up on but she was absolutely beautiful, she had magnificent flawless skin and everyone flocked around her and she spoke very eloquently and sincerely with everyone before she went into Madame Suzette's office to discuss filming her special and the lady is a 100% class act in my opinion.

The ladies that work at the ranch are just like everyone else in fact on the street, out shopping in a mall or in any other public place on a normal day you wouldn't be able to differentiate these women from any other when they are out and about in street clothes. They come from all walks of life, even wealth and they come there to earn money for many reasons we even had a future nuclear physicist there once, her scholarship wasn't going to cover everything and she still had two years to her degree and the cost of her education was so expensive it was the only way she could earn enough to pay her way through the rest of her college studies and not owe on student loans for the rest of her life. We've had young women who come from wealthy families that were disinherited for whatever reason and it was the only opportunity they had to make enough money to afford them the lifestyle they were use to but a lot of them come there because they don't have the education necessary to make a big paycheck, they come from impoverished backgrounds seeking a higher standard of living and this is one of the very few options woman have to accomplish this. Women have come a long way but it's still clearly a man's world and I think women's lib may have left the gender hanging a little in the work world and most women probably would not choose legal prostitution as a career choice if other options were available but fact is those options are just not out there in any quantity currently and with the economy being what it is I don't see that fact changing anytime soon. These ladies work very hard for their money, they do things most of us wouldn't or couldn't to earn a living, they do them when they're not in the mood, their job is pretty much a 24/7 job and I don't think to many are into those hours either and it's a legal profession here, I don't care if you approve or not these women earn respect, they deserve respect for who they are and what they do. Donna Summer put it in a song, "They work hard for their money and you better treat them right!"

In reading a recent blog I found on prostitution a comment posted to the blog was from a young woman who printed a portion of a letter that her grandfather had written to her father while he was sailing around the world as a deck hand on a freighter and I liked the way he described his view of prostitution which is as follows, "It’s perfectly natural though; there’s no element of degeneracy in it, and its surprising how few dirty stories and insinuations you have to listen to. I’m not sure that one of the most valuable things about living with a group of men like this isn’t learning more thoroughly than would otherwise be possible that sexual promiscuity is not a voluptuous luxury, made more attractive because it is forbidden, but the most meager substitute for something that is natural and right in a normal life.”
Later....