Party, Party, Party.....

Monday, March 9, 2009

Most of the brothels have a basic menu similar to this

they work off of and hand out as souvenirs, I say basic because most of the items on the menu are left as I would often say to the interpretation of the individual ladies. I think I explained before no lady is obligated to do anything she doesn't want to, of course the more your willing to do the more likely you are to book more parties therefore earn more money and some of the parties are quite pricey. Some ladies also specialize in a specific type of party such as bondage, anal which a lot of women will not do and of course if it's something a lot won't do then odds are you'll pay a pretty penny for it. What you might find peculiar is that one of the most expensive party's is the "GFE" (girl friend experience) and the main reason for this is this type of party requires a lot more emotional input and usually kissing on the mouth. A lot of working girls do not kiss on the mouth they find it to intimate and refuse to do it for just that reason, as I said they must be able to separate what they do for a living from their normal lives and kissing mouth to mouth is a very intimate thing.

Do the girls ever get emotional involved with their clients? Of course they do, it's hard not to when you have a repeat client over a long period of time. You may think the brothel clients are mostly homely fat smelly guys that can't "get it" any other way and that's far from the norm, a lot of these guys are young handsome highly intelligent men, business men who don't have time for relationships. Some just don't want the emotional involvement and a lot of them are just plain lonely and shy, some are partially paralyzed or older gentlemen who's wife's have pasted away and they don't want a relationship just some companionship. Then there are those who come to the ranch because they know what they require is a bit different or deviant and while they may not ask their girlfriend or wife for what the feel they need they will ask a prostitute, the aninemity is what they are seeking. And we do get a lot of young men who come their either alone or brought by a parent to have their first sexual experience and I don't think that's such a bad way to start out, to have an experienced partner that you can question and get honest answers, one who actually knows what they're doing and can teach safe sex practices first hand.
We had this young man come all the way from Maine once, he had been watching the HBO series "Cathouse" and decided that he was going to treat himself to a party at the ranch for his eighteenth birthday so the kid drove straight cross country barely stopping to fuel up and he didn't even take time to eat meals and slept very little. He was an adorable young man, tousled dark curly hair, bright blues eyes tall and lanky and he was so excited when he got to the ranch, I thought he was going to exploded just from the realization that he was really there on his eighteenth birthday. I remember Dennis was in Suzette's office when the kid arrived and I just had to tell him about this young man, I knew Dennis would love this kids story and when Dennis came out and shook this kids hand you would have swore by the look on this kids face that he had just shook hands with "God" himself. Dennis was really great to the kid also, if I remember right he gave the kid a comp that would match whatever he spent so he got double his money, he gave him a shirt and hat and a toy out of the pro shop.

When we gave the kid a line up he ended up picking the best possible girl he could have chosen to party with, she was a petite young girl who is now quite famous in the porn industry but the reason she was such a good choice for this young man is because she wasn't so time oriented, she was very warm and friendly by nature so she put the young man at ease right away and I think that's important especially for the first time. She was fairly new to the business, she truly enjoyed what she did and had a wonderful fun loving personality. She ended up giving this young man quite a party and when he came back out to the parlor area I swear he glowed, he just simply glowed, he radiated light and you could see the energy surging through his veins he was so happy and pleased with his birthday gift to himself. Now as I said the young man had barely eaten anything on his quest to get to the ranch and he was running short on fuel so we decided we would feed him and he was just on cloud 9 and earlier when he arrived I had taken his jacket and hung it in the supply room behind the bar for safe keeping so as we tell him that his "girl" is going to take him to the dining area to eat something he ask about his jacket and I let him know it was still safe behind the bar, I was bar tending at the time so he runs up to me says, "will you keep this with it?" as he plops his birthday dildo vibrator into my hand!!!! Now, I have no clue what he did with it or where it had been mind you but at that point all issues were already "mute" and he was just so damn cute & sweet so I simply said, " of course" and quickly put it into his jacket pocket and washed my hands. He spent most of the day and evening there, hanging out in the parlor and visiting with anyone who would talk to him and then showed up the next morning and had another quick party with a different girl feeling comfortable and brave by then and when we asked when he would return home he said he didn't know because he had just spent his return money on his party! Say, "What?" Yep, that's what he did so once again we fed him and he hung out in the parlor and tried to come up with a solution to get all the way back to Maine with his uncles pick up truck and in looking back I'm sure this young man just slept what little he did sleep parked out somewhere in the desert in uncle's truck, he ended up calling his dad who wired him money to get home on so we sent him off with a couple of sandwiches, some chips and fresh fruit on the third day of his stay and of course all the souvenir birthday gifts Dennis had given him. And I'm sure that the memories of his eighteenth birthday party at the Bunnyranch will remain one of his fondness memories forever.

Now let's get back to that basic brothel menu, I believe most of the items on it are self explanatory, the "Lingerie Show" is just that beautiful ladies in sexy lingerie parading around for you.

Dirty Dancing is were you can get a very sexy and intimate lap dance, then there is several types of massage parties where you can choose to be either the giver or receiver and you can always add a little French Oil to spice it up a little....

A Hand Relief Party means exactly what it says as does Mutual Masturbation and then a very popular one, The Vibrator Show in which the client watches as the lady climaxes usually with the assistance of a toy, men really love watching a woman be sexually pleasured.

And of course there is the ever popular "Straight Sex" and as you can probably see how the names on the menu lend themselves to the individuals interpretation. Then there is "Love At The Y" in other words, "Save A Tree, Eat A Beaver" or something like thatI just wanted to put my Beaver's pic in, I'm a big fan of the Oregon Beaver's......

"Totally French" Need I say more? And another favorite is the "Half & Half" which simply means half oral and half straight sex then one of my favorites, "Bunny Style" No, that's Easter , here's a better example....

Gaining popularity is the "Viagra Party" and no the brothels do not provide the Viagra, it's prescription only so you have to bring your own although some of the brothels do carry natural or herbal items that are similar in what they accomplish. Just for fun....

"The Slippery Nipples" party is pretty much what it says it is, not much traction just Lot's o satisfaction!!!! Now the "Salt & Pepper Party" is for the more frisky clients because it take more energy to party with two lovely ladies, one black and one white and then one of the more popular numbers as numbers go "The 69 Party" I had much better graphics for these but I found out my photo hosts edit my pic's, I usually get pic's ready a head of time when I see pic's I might like to use and earlier I got them all ready and loaded to the host then when I came back to start writing I had all these little menacing warnings and my pic's were gone so you'll have to bear with me until I find a host who doesn't edit my photo's content.
The next type of party is one that often leads to fun for everyone and that's "Feminine Dressing" which is merely playing dress up, there are a lot of guys out there that like to dress in women's clothes and most aren't gay they just like to dress in women's cloths and can you blame them, men's clothes are kinda boring and when it comes to fashion women got it going on so I don't blame them for wanting to indulge in this fantasy but once your past the age of 5 or 6 you just can no longer count on mommy to let you wear hers now can you?

And I think I'm going to end on this one for today and I'll pick up tomorrow and finish going through the menu with you starting with "Shame And Humiliation" and "Freak Of The Week" as you move down the menu it gets more expensive because it gets more involved and more interesting so I don't want to rush it.
As for pricing, most all of the brothels allow the ladies to set their own prices and they vary a lot I always encouraged the clients to take more than one tour with the ladies and a lot of the men come to the houses and I believe they are still living, at least in their minds, back in a time when a loaf of bread or a gallon of gas could be purchased for 29 cents so they come unprepared for the prices but the thing is if they are willing to shop around and don't have to party with the big name porn stars, they can pretty much afford easily any of the party's I have mentioned here so far and kudos to the ladies because from what I have witnessed they are always most accommodating to all clients even those who's wallets might be a bit thin but I'll talk more about that also when I finish up the menu so for now, bye bye....